INSPIRED BY MOT INSPECTION TERMINOLOGY
CAR HUMOUR
THAT HITS
DIFFERENT.
Funny MOT-inspired apparel for car people, by car people.
PREMIUM QUALITY
PRINTED TO ORDER
FAST UK SHIPPING
EASY RETURNS
Shop by defect
Find your advisory.
Funny car-inspired clothing and accessories for people who know the struggle.
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Major Defect
T-Shirts
ADVISORY
Wallet seriously weakened by ownership
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Pass With Advisories
Hoodies
MINOR
Owner making knocking noise on cold mornings
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Accessories
Garage Bits
NOTICE
Small item likely to cause unnecessary purchase
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How it works
Printed fresh. Worn hard.
Every piece is made to order, keeping the range fresh and avoiding piles of old stock sat around like a failed project car.
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Pick your defect
Choose the design that best describes your car, your mate, or your bank account.
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We print it
Your item is printed to order with a clean premium look.
03
You wear it
Ideal for garage days, car shows, gifts and poor financial decisions.
BEST SELLERS
OUR STORY
BUILT FOR CAR PEOPLE.
We understand the passion and dedication that goes into every detail. Our products are designed by enthusiasts, for enthusiasts.
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Bought this as a gift for my mate who’s always got some sort of project car on the go. He proper laughed when he opened it. Print looks good and the T-shirt feels decent too.
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Really happy with it. The joke is niche enough that car people get it straight away, but it still looks clean enough to actually wear out.
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Quality is better than I expected. Not one of those thin cheap tees. The print came out sharp and the design got a few comments at work.
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Wasn’t sure what to expect but it’s actually really good. The MOT-style wording is brilliant and the tee feels comfortable.
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Got this for my brother who’s always buying broken cars. He loved it. Sizing was about right and the print looks spot on.